Yossarian234
Strategos
Who would say I'd be doing top 12 for a conquest world, right? Well you're lucky cause this big boi is back at his keyboard that's full of breadcrumbs from his sandwiches filled with 20% salami, 20% cheese and 80% mayonnaise. No vegetables or tomato, f*ck all that healthy sh*t. Anyway here are our top 12 alliances for EN136 - Oricos. Where the f*ck are they pulling these world names out?
Yes they are numba 1 in points, yes they are numba 1 in BP, but they not gonna be numba 1 for very long bcs I am playing this world. They're surrounded from all sides... this reminds me of something actually. They have some good players but their location is so f*cked up. I give them 2 weeks MAX
2. Guys that change their name often - SWIM
They have War Angel, one of the biggest golders in this game, if they manage to lose with this guy's wallet, I swear to God I quit writing masterpieces like this. Yes he's that rich and he likes to spend money on grepolis. He isn't dumb like the rest of us who pay like, what $80-200, he is the guy who doesn't eat just so he can gold his troops. He'll show you what he's capable of. I mean his wallet will show. Location wise, they're safe, I like it. They have food around them, they have only one threat currently in their ocean, JFL, more about them later. Team wise, they have some good names and some whodfukisthisguy names, but with good strategy and planning I see em in the run for WW crown.
3. Misfits - SWIM
Well they seem ok I guess, good BP, some good players, ate Shade for breakfast. For now it looks like O44 is theirs, but there are guys that change their name often coming in eating shade too, will they eat shade in peace or will they fight for every last bite? They're also rly near Dinner which could be spicy fight too. For now they do seem like they swim across le manche.
4. Black Zone Crusade - SWIM
You wanted spicy, you got spicy. idk who these guys are
5. The Kamikaze Wolfhounds - FLOAT
Honestly they could survive only because O55 is full of noone. I never heard about any of these guys, they even look like MRA to me. If they establish good core they could maybe survive month or two.
6. House of pain - FLOAT
From Skull skeletons to House of Pain. These guys must be some goth bois. They are ex Skull Skeleton members, they disbanded not so long ago. We'll see till the end of the week who will be joining and what their intentions are in O55.
7. Dinner is Served - SWIM
They have some names I remember from previous worlds and they seem good, they're high on rankings even tho they have only 26 members. They're fighting Shade and GM currently and doing just fine, no casualties just yet. BZC tho seems like they're creeping behind them, they should keep their eye on em. Location wise, they are just a bit clustered in there, but at least they'll make a good core if nothing else.
8. Just For Laughs - SWIM
They don't have a lot of players, but they have a lot of golders. Not like War Angel golders, but golders. Their position is a bit awkward since they're just below the guys who change their name often and O55, which actually doesn't have a lot of good alliances and now when I think about it, their position is not that bad, they're gucci with a lot of food to O55. I do see em fighting with guys that change their name often till the end.
9. Shade - more like Shame
10. Actually this is for premium members only, you can paypal me $10 for the rest of this sick sick sick top 12, I also give some d*ck pics with it so you won't be unsatisfied that much. You can check my reviews on Google if you don't believe me.
Top 12
June 10th 2021
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1. Gemmison Max - SINKJune 10th 2021
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Yes they are numba 1 in points, yes they are numba 1 in BP, but they not gonna be numba 1 for very long bcs I am playing this world. They're surrounded from all sides... this reminds me of something actually. They have some good players but their location is so f*cked up. I give them 2 weeks MAX
2. Guys that change their name often - SWIM
They have War Angel, one of the biggest golders in this game, if they manage to lose with this guy's wallet, I swear to God I quit writing masterpieces like this. Yes he's that rich and he likes to spend money on grepolis. He isn't dumb like the rest of us who pay like, what $80-200, he is the guy who doesn't eat just so he can gold his troops. He'll show you what he's capable of. I mean his wallet will show. Location wise, they're safe, I like it. They have food around them, they have only one threat currently in their ocean, JFL, more about them later. Team wise, they have some good names and some whodfukisthisguy names, but with good strategy and planning I see em in the run for WW crown.
3. Misfits - SWIM
Well they seem ok I guess, good BP, some good players, ate Shade for breakfast. For now it looks like O44 is theirs, but there are guys that change their name often coming in eating shade too, will they eat shade in peace or will they fight for every last bite? They're also rly near Dinner which could be spicy fight too. For now they do seem like they swim across le manche.
4. Black Zone Crusade - SWIM
You wanted spicy, you got spicy. idk who these guys are
5. The Kamikaze Wolfhounds - FLOAT
Honestly they could survive only because O55 is full of noone. I never heard about any of these guys, they even look like MRA to me. If they establish good core they could maybe survive month or two.
6. House of pain - FLOAT
From Skull skeletons to House of Pain. These guys must be some goth bois. They are ex Skull Skeleton members, they disbanded not so long ago. We'll see till the end of the week who will be joining and what their intentions are in O55.
7. Dinner is Served - SWIM
They have some names I remember from previous worlds and they seem good, they're high on rankings even tho they have only 26 members. They're fighting Shade and GM currently and doing just fine, no casualties just yet. BZC tho seems like they're creeping behind them, they should keep their eye on em. Location wise, they are just a bit clustered in there, but at least they'll make a good core if nothing else.
8. Just For Laughs - SWIM
They don't have a lot of players, but they have a lot of golders. Not like War Angel golders, but golders. Their position is a bit awkward since they're just below the guys who change their name often and O55, which actually doesn't have a lot of good alliances and now when I think about it, their position is not that bad, they're gucci with a lot of food to O55. I do see em fighting with guys that change their name often till the end.
10. Actually this is for premium members only, you can paypal me $10 for the rest of this sick sick sick top 12, I also give some d*ck pics with it so you won't be unsatisfied that much. You can check my reviews on Google if you don't believe me.
I said for premium members only, your payment still haven't reached me
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