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Once again, it is that time of year when spring is in the air and conspiracy theories are budding like so many fruit trees.
ArchiLeaks, in association with Codfish Enterprises, is proud to announce two nominees for the prestigious Alex Jones-Jesse Ventura Award for Best Paranoid Conspiracy in a Grep Game 2015.
This award is bestowed upon outstanding individuals who take Grep extremely seriously and whose conspiracy theories straddle the border of rational thought and seemingly paranoid delusion, while being weighted more toward the latter. Winning conspiracies conform with the Jones-Ventura Formula that, "the most complicated answer is the right one."
As this award is exclusively given to members of Transient Drifters, a trophy of 24-karat golden poop is handed to the winner, in accordance with TD tradition, lovingly polished and signed by each of TD's founders. In addition, the winner is given the following stunning collection of poo-themed jewellery, forged by none other than Hephaestus himself:
Now then, please read through the following submissions and decide which deserves this great honour for 2015.
Nominee number one:
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Nominee number two:
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A warm round of applause for our nominees!
Please cast your vote below.
ArchiLeaks, in association with Codfish Enterprises, is proud to announce two nominees for the prestigious Alex Jones-Jesse Ventura Award for Best Paranoid Conspiracy in a Grep Game 2015.
This award is bestowed upon outstanding individuals who take Grep extremely seriously and whose conspiracy theories straddle the border of rational thought and seemingly paranoid delusion, while being weighted more toward the latter. Winning conspiracies conform with the Jones-Ventura Formula that, "the most complicated answer is the right one."
As this award is exclusively given to members of Transient Drifters, a trophy of 24-karat golden poop is handed to the winner, in accordance with TD tradition, lovingly polished and signed by each of TD's founders. In addition, the winner is given the following stunning collection of poo-themed jewellery, forged by none other than Hephaestus himself:
Now then, please read through the following submissions and decide which deserves this great honour for 2015.
Nominee number one:
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Nominee number two:
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A warm round of applause for our nominees!
Please cast your vote below.
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