ROFL
I'm on vmode because, unlike most of you, I have a life and responsibilities to attend to. Grepolis is for fun...Its kinds of like a circus, its fun, exciting, with interesting (and odd) people to see and with a bunch of karma/REL clowns to watch be silly and get so revved up and scramble like headless chickens...it absolutely hilarious!!
WOW Mrs.BLT CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
You are able to conquer an inactive player who has no alliance and has but 2 cities. WOW...you are incredible!!! Seriously, Congratulations...The world is impressed with your wonderful skills
Ineter, I don't know what you are talking about, But by asking around, it seems this is common and I'm not the only one that both never understands your nonsense and doesn't care to flying rats
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...so moving along...Mama Mia, pizzaria... I apologize if your a bit sensitive to the banter talk ..wait...no I don't...(LOL)...this is a war game and I enjoy this, I enjoy laughing at clowns at the grepo circus!! If you don't like, grow a pair of apples on a tree
Honky honky honky....please indulge us with the rain man stats!!! Seeing as I'm busy atm, My stats are only 99% accurate, but lets see here.....
In last 30 days...
The might noobs of Relentless have conquered (not gained) approx 230 cities...Impressive?? HAHAHAHA I think not...see 170 have been internal conks, 51 ghost or small alliance cities and a Whopping...(drum rolls please.....) 9 KE cities. WOW...at that rate....KE is doomed!!!
That of course, doesn't include the shameful numbers of RUTHLESS who have conquered 27 cities in month, with 16 being internal, 9 ghost or other cities and a nice pair (2) of Ke cities.
I must say, RnR are just blazing to WW aren't they? I mean those are some stats!!! By the way, like the RnR term? you're probably thinking it stands for Relentless and ruthless, but infact, the 'n' stands for noobs
Moving along, The clowns of karma have conquered approx 133 cities in 30 days, 59
s) being internal, 52 ghost of other alliance cities, an outstanding 9 TR and a Incredible 13 cities from KE/KE2....Again, another wonderful display of "beating KE" or ..."Owning TR)....Everyone, a round of applause for the Clown of Grepolis...(fyi, LS and Biremes made out of balloons will be sold at the end of the show for for 50 gold coins...to help calm Left Jabowki's crave to waste his own money when gold boosting his army...although we have considered donating some to Mikeg since he likes to buys festival and we thought he might need some help to appear like this great, large and powerful player....with horrible bps)
Seeing as Black Phoenix have not got involved in the banter chit chat, I'll keep them out...but lets just say they fell out of the race months ago
As of the "defensive simmers" yet...#1 in abp, dbp and fbps, the "horrible turtles" yet #1 alliance for almost a year. The "clueless KE" yet with a impressive WW fort that....yes, here it come....omg....its the spoiler...the future....that will give KE a win....now now, no need to cry, pick up your kilts and and take it as a lesson learned for your next world
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KE has conquered 109 cities, 43 ghost or other alliance cities, 38 Internal cities, 1 karma chameleon, 4 RnoobR cities, and 23 southern comfort BP cities.
KE2 has conquered 22 cities, 7 Internal, 11 ghost or an aligned city, 1 RnR and 2 BP cities.
So lets see here....RnR-11 Enemy Cities, Karma -22 Enemy cities (TR included) and KE 30 Enemy cities....OH darn, will you look at that...looks like KE has conquered more enemy cities in the last 30 day.....but we're still losing?? down-spiraling? WOW...I guess, well sorry honky, but i guess stats LIE and KE is losing
ROFL
And to end this show....(since I had my cake and ate it too)
Me: Knock, Knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: A Pile-Up
You: A Pile-Up Who?
Me: I know right? That's exactly what I said about RnR/Karma
I'll return to this buffets of crabs just before WW. For now, things are about to get very interesting very soon