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Yes I know you have all been waiting to see the All New Kreger Report, RDLM style, well I am hardly one to disappoint or to stay quiet for long!! So without further adieu I give you the french connection!!
So at our last read LOE merged into CJ and the plan was revealed as desired by the all admired tyrant of LOE... then again orchestrated by the higher ups a plan to create an all great and all mighty french connection in RDLM was made...
recently our investigators found several former CJ and LOE players sitting in a lobby with BenjaminGibbs observing wonderful french customs such as Dazzling French Dancers....lets just say the distraction was more then a few could take... but it got worse when Hygieia walked in and told us the party was over...sigh... it was a good dance party though!! So now that the party times are ended we are getting back down to business and while we are still partying hard to the exotic french wines and amazingly skilled French Dancers, we are also busy on the battle field with preparations for advancing the great RDLM identity!!
So how good is this new RDLM?
RDLM now represents 26% of the top 50 attackers
RDLM now represents 30% of the top 100 players
RDLM now is #1 in more oceans then any other alliance
RDLM is loaded with great leadership so deep in leadership it will stay for years...
and most importantly... RDLM has some of the greatest women in the game
And did we mention the French Dancers and Red Wine?? Ooohlala
*Kreger is interrupted in his daydream by the fascinating Redhead center stage by a nudging BenjaminGibbs....*
Uhh... oh yeah, sorry... now for the commercial break and a word from our sponsors!
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This version of the Kreger Report is sponsored by the Paris Dancers, nothing finer, nothing flashier then the Dancers of Paris!! And from Route De La Morte Wine Cellars, brewed from the finest Lands blessed of the Eriynes and cut straight from the jugular with Vengence!! Grab your RDLM french red wine today!!
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With the second half of the All New Kreger Report, we bring you some intriguing news from the front lines of PE...
well I think everyone will agree that the RDLM record against PE tells the entire story of how well the merger has gone... 14-3 caps for RDLM over PE since the merger started... indeed the fall of PE has begun to accelerate and the collapse of RDLM is in the books as a certainty now... With one week in the books since the merger, RDLM has been averaging 2 caps daily against an overwhelmed and under prepared PE... and PE...well PE has one cap every 2-3 days against RDLM... stay tuned for regular updates on this section
In other news reports are coming in of a desperate PE trying to find out where Kreger gets his intel, and where he got that beautiful Redhead on his arm from!!! All this reporter can say is it pays being in RDLM... fast ships, skilled players, great wine and beautiful women... what more could a Greek Warrior wish for?
well this is Kreger signing off until next week with more from the gamma world!!! until then Ooohlala....
.....*Kreger walks off with Redhead*....
baaadddaa...baddaaa.....baaddaaa...beeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp..........
Yes I know you have all been waiting to see the All New Kreger Report, RDLM style, well I am hardly one to disappoint or to stay quiet for long!! So without further adieu I give you the french connection!!
So at our last read LOE merged into CJ and the plan was revealed as desired by the all admired tyrant of LOE... then again orchestrated by the higher ups a plan to create an all great and all mighty french connection in RDLM was made...
recently our investigators found several former CJ and LOE players sitting in a lobby with BenjaminGibbs observing wonderful french customs such as Dazzling French Dancers....lets just say the distraction was more then a few could take... but it got worse when Hygieia walked in and told us the party was over...sigh... it was a good dance party though!! So now that the party times are ended we are getting back down to business and while we are still partying hard to the exotic french wines and amazingly skilled French Dancers, we are also busy on the battle field with preparations for advancing the great RDLM identity!!
So how good is this new RDLM?
RDLM now represents 26% of the top 50 attackers
RDLM now represents 30% of the top 100 players
RDLM now is #1 in more oceans then any other alliance
RDLM is loaded with great leadership so deep in leadership it will stay for years...
and most importantly... RDLM has some of the greatest women in the game
And did we mention the French Dancers and Red Wine?? Ooohlala
*Kreger is interrupted in his daydream by the fascinating Redhead center stage by a nudging BenjaminGibbs....*
Uhh... oh yeah, sorry... now for the commercial break and a word from our sponsors!
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This version of the Kreger Report is sponsored by the Paris Dancers, nothing finer, nothing flashier then the Dancers of Paris!! And from Route De La Morte Wine Cellars, brewed from the finest Lands blessed of the Eriynes and cut straight from the jugular with Vengence!! Grab your RDLM french red wine today!!
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With the second half of the All New Kreger Report, we bring you some intriguing news from the front lines of PE...
well I think everyone will agree that the RDLM record against PE tells the entire story of how well the merger has gone... 14-3 caps for RDLM over PE since the merger started... indeed the fall of PE has begun to accelerate and the collapse of RDLM is in the books as a certainty now... With one week in the books since the merger, RDLM has been averaging 2 caps daily against an overwhelmed and under prepared PE... and PE...well PE has one cap every 2-3 days against RDLM... stay tuned for regular updates on this section
In other news reports are coming in of a desperate PE trying to find out where Kreger gets his intel, and where he got that beautiful Redhead on his arm from!!! All this reporter can say is it pays being in RDLM... fast ships, skilled players, great wine and beautiful women... what more could a Greek Warrior wish for?
well this is Kreger signing off until next week with more from the gamma world!!! until then Ooohlala....
.....*Kreger walks off with Redhead*....
baaadddaa...baddaaa.....baaddaaa...beeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp..........