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I happened upon a group, standing in a circle, and when looking up them I knew them to be Heroes. Do not ask me how I knew this to be the case, for it was an insight of which I am unaccustomed.
One in particular lived not too far from my borders. And so, we set to work to show our appreciation for such a Hero, who likes to stand in a circle. Our ordered our shipwright to begin building great and powerful ships. I ordered our horse riders, our goat protectors with slings and our spear carrying protectors to go out into the fields and gather flowers of all types.
Finally, after all the ships were built and the flowers were collected, we built one last, giant, massive ship and filled it with women and children. Their arms full of flowers and good tidings for this spherical hero.
Sadly, He and his friends mistook the nature of our adventure. A battle began, ships were sunk, and the poor women and children upon that very slow vessel now lay at the bottom of the sea, to swim with the fishes. There will be much mourning and gnashing of teeth in our sorry and pathetic villages on this day. For while some of the brave warriors who left on this journey, arms filled with floral presents, managed to escape the slaughter, all of our ships were sunk, and wives, sons and daughters will come home no more.
Therefore, I wish to apologize to this hero, who walks in circles. Clearly I did not understand just how mighty and heroic he truly is! Flowers for such a one as he? Never again shall I send such an insult to his doors.
I just hope he does not raise up a mighty army and come for vengeance, for we are a humble people with no weapons of our own and wide open gates. Please forgive us for our insolence.
If only we had known you didn't like flowers.
Baggi the Coward
One in particular lived not too far from my borders. And so, we set to work to show our appreciation for such a Hero, who likes to stand in a circle. Our ordered our shipwright to begin building great and powerful ships. I ordered our horse riders, our goat protectors with slings and our spear carrying protectors to go out into the fields and gather flowers of all types.
Finally, after all the ships were built and the flowers were collected, we built one last, giant, massive ship and filled it with women and children. Their arms full of flowers and good tidings for this spherical hero.
Sadly, He and his friends mistook the nature of our adventure. A battle began, ships were sunk, and the poor women and children upon that very slow vessel now lay at the bottom of the sea, to swim with the fishes. There will be much mourning and gnashing of teeth in our sorry and pathetic villages on this day. For while some of the brave warriors who left on this journey, arms filled with floral presents, managed to escape the slaughter, all of our ships were sunk, and wives, sons and daughters will come home no more.
Therefore, I wish to apologize to this hero, who walks in circles. Clearly I did not understand just how mighty and heroic he truly is! Flowers for such a one as he? Never again shall I send such an insult to his doors.
I just hope he does not raise up a mighty army and come for vengeance, for we are a humble people with no weapons of our own and wide open gates. Please forgive us for our insolence.
If only we had known you didn't like flowers.
Baggi the Coward