comeone you didnt have to cry you know
well at the bottom i set up a tar pit hot and boiling and i lure you to the pit you think its a black swimming pool and jump in and burn MY HILL
dont cry now
I wander up to hill and look around with my trusty baseball bat. Not a lot of opposition. "Swing away Vespacian" I hear from the voices. So I do. The dead lay left, right and centre.
On second thoughts you can keep the hill, I was only here for the kill.
Al credit The Voices - A fine alliance in its time.
You're sleeping and I bring to the hill some "mates", you know, bodyguards, bad boyz! When you wake up, they start "teasing" you a little bit! My hill!
I use my minecraft skills to dig under the hill and hollow it out. I then proceed to build an elaborate piston fall trap. You are lured into my trap by a sign promising diamonds. You step on a pressure plate and fall into an inescapable lava pit. My Hill