King of the Hill

[DeletedUser27128]

Aim: To get the hill from the previous owner.

You must say MY HILL at the end. Can do anything

So I will start us off.



I made this thread, so my hill

 

[J.n.c 1993]

I charge up the hill. Kick you in nuts, and shove you down the hill. Then I shout, I'm the only James here!

MY HILL.

 

[DeletedUser27128]

I hire a sniper to shoot you, and he does.

My hill again

 

[DeletedUser]

I charge up the hill. Kick you in nuts, and shove you down the hill. Then I shout, I'm the only James here!

MY HILL.

Your love for him is strong!
I pay your sniper 1 extra pence and he shoots you as well!
My hill!

 

[DeletedUser18366]

I bring back the old King of the Hill thread and become king of that hill. My hill.

 

[DeletedUser38224]

I Invite you to dinner and instead of showing up, take over the hill in your absence.

MY Hill

 

[DeletedUser33530]

I spam you off the hill

There are at least five of these things lol

 

[DeletedUser38224]

You didn't end with "My Hill", so it's still My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser27128]

There is a reason why I was given the "00" title..

I kill you all. My hill.

 

[DeletedUser4577]

I walk up the hill and as you see me you realize the difference in power and back off.

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser27128]

I borrow some catapults from my army and throw you off the hill.

My hill

 

[DeletedUser38224]

I laugh at your catapults and claim the hill as my own. My hill.

 

[DeletedUser46838]

I murder you with my slinger mercenary

My hill

 

[DeletedUser18132]

My awesomeness blinds you, and you run far far away.
I also build an entrenchment around the hill.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

My catapults ruin your wall, I run up the hill with my mighty horses, and slice off your head, and stick it on a spike for display.

My Hill

 

[DeletedUser44426]

Your catapults are destroyed and your horses ride you away from the hill.

My hill.

 

[DeletedUser27128]

The current owner of the hill is a joke (sorry, had to do it ).

So yeah, I stab him with a knife and claim the hill.

My hill

 

[DeletedUser33530]

The current owner of the hill is a joke (sorry, had to do it ).

So yeah, I stab him with a knife and claim the hill.

My hill

I am the avatar. My hill

 

[DeletedUser38224]

I notice that you are in fact my avatar, and have you deported to Antarctica. I then walk up the hill and stab my flag into the peak.

My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

my hill.