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WELCOME ALL TO HISTORY CLASS
Taught by: Professor Saint
Taught by: Professor Saint
Professor Saint: "Welcome class, it is a pleasure to have all of you with us today!"
Class: "YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Professor Saint: "Okay class, settle down. We have a very important topic: The Aztec Jaguar Warriors!!!"
**Silence**
Professor Saint: "So class, the Jaguar Warriors were an special breed of ancient Native American warriors. They were the ELITE. They were specially known for defying death. They were even....."
**Sir Henriksen raises his hand**
Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. H?"
Sir Henriksen: "But, Professor, in my experience the Jaguar Warriors are not what you described them as....fierce. They are far from it!!"
Professor Saint: "Mr. H, you must be mistaken....the Jaguar Warriors of old looked like....."
Sir Henriksen: "I get that Professor, but you said that they have been known to defy death. I have found this not to be true. Look....I have proof! This isn't even the latest....I am sure if you looked now it would be worse!"
**Professor Saint Looks Stunned**
Professor Saint: "Well, Mr. H, that is quite the proof. Perhaps they exaggerated a little bit when the said 'defied death'. Regardless, they were fierce warriors."
**Dux Vox raises his hand**
Professor Saint: "Yes, Mr. Vox?"
Dux Vox: "With respect Professor, I must say that in my experience I have not found them fierce at all. Look at all of these attack, hardly damaging at all!!!!"
Professor Saint: "Well, this is shocking. BUT, if they truly are the Jaguar Warriors, they must have something planned!!"
**Ferocious Panda raises his hand**
Professor Saint: "What this time???"
Ferocious Panda: "Well, to be honest, I don't think they are that smart.....check this out"
Professor Saint: "Something must be wrong here...."
Ferocious Panda: "Professor, I even came across this message sent from one of their 'leaders'. At least they are admitting that they are going to fail, but they do not show much respect to us LoD folks...."
Professor Saint: "I think I have seen enough. Thank you all for bringing this to my attention. It is clear that we have impostors on our hands!! These are not the Jaguar Warriors!!!! These are The Scared Little Cats!!!!
Professor Saint: "Okay, fellow Legionaries, class is dismissed. Immediately following this class, you are expected to mobilize and execute all of these fake Jaguar Warriors until they are all dead or they admit that they are the Scared Little Cats"
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