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Since the server decided that it'd crash I thought I would use my time to tell you all a story.
Normally I don't start these silly PnP threads because the enemy beats me to it. Plus, I just can't be bothered. But since I find myself with time on my hands and I already did the dishes and dont have to work today, I suppose I can give it a go. Besides, I made myself a political cartoon that sort of reflects how I, personally, feel about these pesky camels (or their leadership anyways), and I thought I might share it with you all.
Anyways, so here it goes: (disclaimer: this may be long)
Once upon a time in a land far far away...
No, just kidding *chuckles*
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The Illuminati alliance was allied to both "Legend of 300" and the "Have you Seen My Camel" alliances back when this server pretty much started.
When I joined Illuminati things were quiet in ocean 53. We were all sailing our boats toward the pretty city of some poor unsuspecting shmuck to deprive him of a peaceful gaming experience..minding our own business, when we came upon several very pretty cities belonging to the "Nazgul" alliance.
Using our grepostat tools to get a quick rundown on our soon-to-be victim's history, we learned that our allies, the Camels, were already hitting these people. We decided that if our allies had staked claims on cities, we would then back off..the ocean had plenty of targets after all. So I asked the Camels and they verified that they had, in fact, put claims on these cities.
Ok, no biggie. Might have been nice if they informed us via our shared forum but hey, probably slipped their mind..problem avoided, right? Not quite.
An Illuminati or two hit a member of "The Chosen IV" alliance (a fourth arm in a family of alliances), and staked claims on that city.
Our Boss gave us the go ahead to take some Chosen cities. When one of our guys was hitting the founder of the Chosen IV alliance, intending to conquer his city, and after I had spied several cities for myself or others, we found that our targets had sought refuge in the camel alliance.
I saw that our leader had casually mentioned on our shared forum with camels that he noticed they picked up some recruits. fullofitis, the acting leader in the camel alliance, replied that they had. Our leader didn't request that Camels boot the refugees, trying to remain peaceful and he informed me to let it go. He was talking to Chosen alliance at this point about a peace agreement perhaps.
Angry as I was for losing my silver and target, I grudgingly did as told. But beforehand I stated on our shared forum with the Camels that I "hoped" they were done recruiting because I might consider their next recruit a refugee. I put a little smiley face at the end to let them know I wasn't overly angry about it. (even though I was)
Well fullofsh..., I mean, eh hem..'scuse me, Fullofitis, then posted a mini wall of text in response to my remark saying he told Chosen that if they SURVIVED our attacks THEN they could join. This sent up the alarm bell for me. I thought, "He bloody KNEW we were hitting them and STILL took them in? What a *expletive**expletive expletive*" (I dont think we need to get THAT graphic in this tale)
This was confirmed when their Chosen refugee posted on the shared forum that "THIS was how fullofitis knew Chosen would be at war." Meaning, fullofitis knew we were hitting them and told his potential recruits that they would be hit as a marketing pitch to bring them over to their side.
For some odd reason I pictured a little brown camel in a superman cape with a big red letter F on its chest, flying in to the rescue of our chosen alliance victims.
So I marched my scrawny little butt over to our leader, stomping my foot and tisking (as all women do..dont deny it), and saying "hey mate, this is BS! They bloody KNEW we were hitting them and STILL took them in. What kind of bloody ally does that?" I freely admit now that once my temper hits its up for a while.
So my leader told me to turn my cheek on this incident. I ground my teeth together but did as I was told. But now, my opinion of the Camel's leader was not a good one.
A couple days passed and I was speaking to our leader about how we needed to pull in a few stronger players. He mentioned that he had asked Colin, the leader of "Legends of 300" if he was interested in joining us along with a few of his best. He told me that Colin wanted to think about it.
It wasn't long after this that I was informed that our two allies were now warring. Camels declared on Legend. So we were told that we would remain neutral.
Meanwhile, the leader of the chosen alliance had told my leader that they were having troubles with camels and requested that we join forces against them. When the chosen alliance tried to pit us against our allies our peace talks ended and we declared war on all of the chosen alliances to side with our ally.
Our leader had to leave though for a business trip. He told me to contact Colin again and ask if he was still interested in joining us. So I did as I was told and contacted Colin who decided that he and 3 others would join us.
When they joined us the camel poop hit the fan. The camels demanded that we allow them to take the refugee cities without our retaliation. But I had already anticipated this, knowing how selfish and hypocritical the camels were (since they took our chosen refugees), and I broached the topic with our founder who instructed me to stand my ground on the matter.
Well, fullofitis didn't like that. Many long, boring, redundant mails later, fullofitis finally told me to F off and talk to his co-leader, Dark Enchantress (DE), who seemed to have the mental capacity of a door knob and who was only capable of saying "They're REFUGEEEEEEES!!!!" (She very much likes to pepper her mails with exclamation points...I'm talking..after EVERY sentence)
So anyhoo, finally Dark mailed me and said they were "LETTING" us keep the refugees. At this point I had already called my dentist to see about getting veneers because I had endured a week of teeth grinding after dealing with fullofitis and Dark's arrogance.
I don't know about you lot, but I can't stomach arrogance. If there was any trait in the world that should be shot of, its arrogance. So insulting and vile. If it was legal to beat the crap out of these kind of people then I would have won the light weight boxing championship title. BAM! Take that chump. BAM! How's that foot feel up your rectum?
Sorry..had a moment.
I had posted all the mails from fullofitis, whos name sounds like a sexually transmitted disease, and told my boys to remain guarded..that there could be retaliation. My founder told me to prepare in case camels tried pulling something. We both knew that someone of fullofitis' caliber, with THAT much arrogance..wasn't about to let this sit. Sure enough, one of the camels hit a member of our brother alliance. We had formed the brother alliance to pull Legend of 300 back together.
When this happened, one of our players saw the attack and retaliated against a camel, hitting him perpetually. I had to work a double that night so I didn't received Dark's lovely !!!!!!!!!!! mail.
So when I logged on after coming home from work I found fullofitis' post on our shared forum about this and it was dripping with sarcasm, condescension and arrogance. I was worn down, tired, not in the mood for any BS and after a week of this and hating the game for having to deal with this guys' mouth I lost my temper with them.
Well, our leaders got together and watched the banter back and forth between myself and fullofitis and some others in that alliance. Some of the camels seemed like decent enough blokes but mary mother of joseph their leaders are the most vile bunch of *expletive* you could imagine. I felt my blood pressure hit breaking point..WAAAAAY passed the typical PMS witchiness that usually accosts most women. I was ready to go for the jugular, sever some limbs, maybe a castration or two. The guy was just born, it seemed, to waste the oxygen of millions of logical people in the world.
After some of the camels tried to make outlandish accusations, our founder remarked that it was time to put these camels back in their place where they belonged...as riding implements..and in SOME countries I hear..camels are a delicacy. *chuckles*
I posted a warning to the camels. Telling them that we only had issues with a few of them and would remain neutral if the others did. Well, Dark, HATING that she couldn't have the last say,mailed my members letting them know they had declared war on us...her mail.....was riddled with exclamation points. That girl needs to learn that there is more than one form of punctuation..seriously.
So anyways..I was hit relentlessly for two days straight. And it came to nothing. I hit them back at the right times, clearing many fleets and dwindling down their armies.
Greymist revolted one of my cities and sent 4 colony ship attacks. We decided it was a great opportunity to pick away at their army/fleet so the city was reinforced and all eight attacks were slaughtered..3 colony ships killed, the forth sneaking away because the reinforcing biremes just missed it by minutes. I gained over 8k bp with that..thanks folks..now I have even more room for your cities *grins cheekily*
Anyways, now the fighting ensues. Win or lose, I just know I'm finally able to smile again while I play this game, knowing that fullofitis is constantly having to look over his shoulder
So, here's my little political Cartoon. And You Camel boys really shouldn't take offense. I mean, what do you expect having a name like that for your alliance? lmao. Anyways, happy warring boys..bring on the slings, horses, and light ships
Normally I don't start these silly PnP threads because the enemy beats me to it. Plus, I just can't be bothered. But since I find myself with time on my hands and I already did the dishes and dont have to work today, I suppose I can give it a go. Besides, I made myself a political cartoon that sort of reflects how I, personally, feel about these pesky camels (or their leadership anyways), and I thought I might share it with you all.
Anyways, so here it goes: (disclaimer: this may be long)
Once upon a time in a land far far away...
No, just kidding *chuckles*
____________________________
The Illuminati alliance was allied to both "Legend of 300" and the "Have you Seen My Camel" alliances back when this server pretty much started.
When I joined Illuminati things were quiet in ocean 53. We were all sailing our boats toward the pretty city of some poor unsuspecting shmuck to deprive him of a peaceful gaming experience..minding our own business, when we came upon several very pretty cities belonging to the "Nazgul" alliance.
Using our grepostat tools to get a quick rundown on our soon-to-be victim's history, we learned that our allies, the Camels, were already hitting these people. We decided that if our allies had staked claims on cities, we would then back off..the ocean had plenty of targets after all. So I asked the Camels and they verified that they had, in fact, put claims on these cities.
Ok, no biggie. Might have been nice if they informed us via our shared forum but hey, probably slipped their mind..problem avoided, right? Not quite.
An Illuminati or two hit a member of "The Chosen IV" alliance (a fourth arm in a family of alliances), and staked claims on that city.
Our Boss gave us the go ahead to take some Chosen cities. When one of our guys was hitting the founder of the Chosen IV alliance, intending to conquer his city, and after I had spied several cities for myself or others, we found that our targets had sought refuge in the camel alliance.
I saw that our leader had casually mentioned on our shared forum with camels that he noticed they picked up some recruits. fullofitis, the acting leader in the camel alliance, replied that they had. Our leader didn't request that Camels boot the refugees, trying to remain peaceful and he informed me to let it go. He was talking to Chosen alliance at this point about a peace agreement perhaps.
Angry as I was for losing my silver and target, I grudgingly did as told. But beforehand I stated on our shared forum with the Camels that I "hoped" they were done recruiting because I might consider their next recruit a refugee. I put a little smiley face at the end to let them know I wasn't overly angry about it. (even though I was)
Well fullofsh..., I mean, eh hem..'scuse me, Fullofitis, then posted a mini wall of text in response to my remark saying he told Chosen that if they SURVIVED our attacks THEN they could join. This sent up the alarm bell for me. I thought, "He bloody KNEW we were hitting them and STILL took them in? What a *expletive**expletive expletive*" (I dont think we need to get THAT graphic in this tale)
This was confirmed when their Chosen refugee posted on the shared forum that "THIS was how fullofitis knew Chosen would be at war." Meaning, fullofitis knew we were hitting them and told his potential recruits that they would be hit as a marketing pitch to bring them over to their side.
For some odd reason I pictured a little brown camel in a superman cape with a big red letter F on its chest, flying in to the rescue of our chosen alliance victims.
So I marched my scrawny little butt over to our leader, stomping my foot and tisking (as all women do..dont deny it), and saying "hey mate, this is BS! They bloody KNEW we were hitting them and STILL took them in. What kind of bloody ally does that?" I freely admit now that once my temper hits its up for a while.
So my leader told me to turn my cheek on this incident. I ground my teeth together but did as I was told. But now, my opinion of the Camel's leader was not a good one.
A couple days passed and I was speaking to our leader about how we needed to pull in a few stronger players. He mentioned that he had asked Colin, the leader of "Legends of 300" if he was interested in joining us along with a few of his best. He told me that Colin wanted to think about it.
It wasn't long after this that I was informed that our two allies were now warring. Camels declared on Legend. So we were told that we would remain neutral.
Meanwhile, the leader of the chosen alliance had told my leader that they were having troubles with camels and requested that we join forces against them. When the chosen alliance tried to pit us against our allies our peace talks ended and we declared war on all of the chosen alliances to side with our ally.
Our leader had to leave though for a business trip. He told me to contact Colin again and ask if he was still interested in joining us. So I did as I was told and contacted Colin who decided that he and 3 others would join us.
When they joined us the camel poop hit the fan. The camels demanded that we allow them to take the refugee cities without our retaliation. But I had already anticipated this, knowing how selfish and hypocritical the camels were (since they took our chosen refugees), and I broached the topic with our founder who instructed me to stand my ground on the matter.
Well, fullofitis didn't like that. Many long, boring, redundant mails later, fullofitis finally told me to F off and talk to his co-leader, Dark Enchantress (DE), who seemed to have the mental capacity of a door knob and who was only capable of saying "They're REFUGEEEEEEES!!!!" (She very much likes to pepper her mails with exclamation points...I'm talking..after EVERY sentence)
So anyhoo, finally Dark mailed me and said they were "LETTING" us keep the refugees. At this point I had already called my dentist to see about getting veneers because I had endured a week of teeth grinding after dealing with fullofitis and Dark's arrogance.
I don't know about you lot, but I can't stomach arrogance. If there was any trait in the world that should be shot of, its arrogance. So insulting and vile. If it was legal to beat the crap out of these kind of people then I would have won the light weight boxing championship title. BAM! Take that chump. BAM! How's that foot feel up your rectum?
Sorry..had a moment.
I had posted all the mails from fullofitis, whos name sounds like a sexually transmitted disease, and told my boys to remain guarded..that there could be retaliation. My founder told me to prepare in case camels tried pulling something. We both knew that someone of fullofitis' caliber, with THAT much arrogance..wasn't about to let this sit. Sure enough, one of the camels hit a member of our brother alliance. We had formed the brother alliance to pull Legend of 300 back together.
When this happened, one of our players saw the attack and retaliated against a camel, hitting him perpetually. I had to work a double that night so I didn't received Dark's lovely !!!!!!!!!!! mail.
So when I logged on after coming home from work I found fullofitis' post on our shared forum about this and it was dripping with sarcasm, condescension and arrogance. I was worn down, tired, not in the mood for any BS and after a week of this and hating the game for having to deal with this guys' mouth I lost my temper with them.
Well, our leaders got together and watched the banter back and forth between myself and fullofitis and some others in that alliance. Some of the camels seemed like decent enough blokes but mary mother of joseph their leaders are the most vile bunch of *expletive* you could imagine. I felt my blood pressure hit breaking point..WAAAAAY passed the typical PMS witchiness that usually accosts most women. I was ready to go for the jugular, sever some limbs, maybe a castration or two. The guy was just born, it seemed, to waste the oxygen of millions of logical people in the world.
After some of the camels tried to make outlandish accusations, our founder remarked that it was time to put these camels back in their place where they belonged...as riding implements..and in SOME countries I hear..camels are a delicacy. *chuckles*
I posted a warning to the camels. Telling them that we only had issues with a few of them and would remain neutral if the others did. Well, Dark, HATING that she couldn't have the last say,mailed my members letting them know they had declared war on us...her mail.....was riddled with exclamation points. That girl needs to learn that there is more than one form of punctuation..seriously.
So anyways..I was hit relentlessly for two days straight. And it came to nothing. I hit them back at the right times, clearing many fleets and dwindling down their armies.
Greymist revolted one of my cities and sent 4 colony ship attacks. We decided it was a great opportunity to pick away at their army/fleet so the city was reinforced and all eight attacks were slaughtered..3 colony ships killed, the forth sneaking away because the reinforcing biremes just missed it by minutes. I gained over 8k bp with that..thanks folks..now I have even more room for your cities *grins cheekily*
Anyways, now the fighting ensues. Win or lose, I just know I'm finally able to smile again while I play this game, knowing that fullofitis is constantly having to look over his shoulder
So, here's my little political Cartoon. And You Camel boys really shouldn't take offense. I mean, what do you expect having a name like that for your alliance? lmao. Anyways, happy warring boys..bring on the slings, horses, and light ships
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