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Blond's don't think
Definitely incorrect lol
A: So that brunettes can keep up
Blond's don't think
Hello? What about this?Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you will die. What is it?
A: What's my name?OK so an oldie but a goodie:
A pilgrim came to a fork in the road. One road led to safety, the other to certain death.
At the entrance to each road stood a guardian.
One guardian always spoke the truth, and the other always lied.
The pilgrim was allowed only one question. Only one, and to save his life he had to find out which road led to safety.
What was his question?
Hello? What about this?
And the answer to yours- What is my name?
I love this one, my little brother got me with this one years ago, a duck goes quack quack! hahahaHere's one from Rich... What's a duckdo?
Q: Suppose there is only one barber shop in your town, and it employs two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, neatly trimmed head of hair. The other's hair is a complete mess. Which of the two barbers should you go to and why?
Lighter than what I am made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen,
I am the bane of the mariner,
A tooth within the sea.
Speak my name.
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