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My Dear Lords and Ladies, esteemed gentleman and gentle women, emperors, empresses, princes, princesses, kings and queens....
I bring you bad tidings.
It started a few weeks ago. I woke up early one morning and my eyes were all gummy. You know how, when you wake up, you open your eyes and the light is a little too bright, and the young boys and girls in the bed with you are all blurry from the fuzzy squint of your just woke up eyes?
This wasn't that.
No, my eyes wouldn't even open! I had to take my thumb and forefinger and sorta rub them over my eye lashes (Which, btw, are very long and lovely!) and pick the crusted goo out of my eyes. I was frightened at first. Was I blind?! Please Hera, may it never be!
Good fortune, I was not blind. After some moments of working the crusted goo out of my eyes and then running some water into my eyeballs to get rid of the crusted goo that fell into my eyeball when I was scrapping it off my eyelashes, I went to see the Priest. He explained to me that it was a common ailment known as Pink Eye.
Well, here is the bad news. Shortly after discovering I was ill with the Pink Eye, I had lunch with my farmers and merchants, my flower pickers extraordinaire and my favorite flower girls. We were planning on heading over to Brir's place and deliver lot's of lovely flowers. Unfortunately, I didn't realize how catching Pink Eye is! Obviously, my flower delivery boys all contracted the sickness and transferred it to the flowers they were going to deliver.
Now there are several alliances who are so afflicted with the disease, they call themselves Conjunctivitis!
I recommend staying far away from the Pink Eye alliance, friends. At least until this passes. It really is no fun waking up in the morning and thinking yourself blind.
Sincerely,
Baggi the Coward
I bring you bad tidings.
It started a few weeks ago. I woke up early one morning and my eyes were all gummy. You know how, when you wake up, you open your eyes and the light is a little too bright, and the young boys and girls in the bed with you are all blurry from the fuzzy squint of your just woke up eyes?
This wasn't that.
No, my eyes wouldn't even open! I had to take my thumb and forefinger and sorta rub them over my eye lashes (Which, btw, are very long and lovely!) and pick the crusted goo out of my eyes. I was frightened at first. Was I blind?! Please Hera, may it never be!
Good fortune, I was not blind. After some moments of working the crusted goo out of my eyes and then running some water into my eyeballs to get rid of the crusted goo that fell into my eyeball when I was scrapping it off my eyelashes, I went to see the Priest. He explained to me that it was a common ailment known as Pink Eye.
Well, here is the bad news. Shortly after discovering I was ill with the Pink Eye, I had lunch with my farmers and merchants, my flower pickers extraordinaire and my favorite flower girls. We were planning on heading over to Brir's place and deliver lot's of lovely flowers. Unfortunately, I didn't realize how catching Pink Eye is! Obviously, my flower delivery boys all contracted the sickness and transferred it to the flowers they were going to deliver.
Now there are several alliances who are so afflicted with the disease, they call themselves Conjunctivitis!
I recommend staying far away from the Pink Eye alliance, friends. At least until this passes. It really is no fun waking up in the morning and thinking yourself blind.
Sincerely,
Baggi the Coward