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The Nagidos Nag, Issue I've lost count plus one
Bringing you the Truth through Lies since next week
Never Knowingly Accurate.
Proud to be standing up to truth and honesty. (Oh please. - Ed)
The Originator of Alternative Facts and Fake News
***SPECIAL BREAKING NEWS NOOBIES EDITION***
++SPECIAL RECORD-BREAKING EDITION++
Today's normal edition of The Nag posed the question "Whatever happened to Show Me Your Noobies?" - and no sooner was the question posed than answers began flooding in to Nag Towers. We'll bring the full breaking news story.Bringing you the Truth through Lies since next week
Never Knowingly Accurate.
Proud to be standing up to truth and honesty. (Oh please. - Ed)
The Originator of Alternative Facts and Fake News
***SPECIAL BREAKING NEWS NOOBIES EDITION***
++SPECIAL RECORD-BREAKING EDITION++
ALSO in latest news, today's earlier edition of The Nag was the seventh edition of this august publication, breaking the record of number of editions of a paper for this server, and as far as the Editor knows or cares, for any server.
We will cover these two stories in order of importance, most important first.
The Nag breaks all known records
In an unparalleled feat of literature, the Nag has broken all records for published issues of Grepo newspapers as well as being up for Pulitzer and Nobel prizes. The award-winning journalism continues to bring plaudits, and massive sales figures drive our ever-expanding team* to push on to new heights of journalistic excellence. Record number of editions, record number of editions in one day, is there no beginning to our talents? (Er, "no end", surely? - Ed)
We thank our reader for making all this possible, and look forward to the next 500 issues.
Here are some celebrity quotes about this achivement:
"ewofpuhQRGHsfv[ub[fgAsfb" - Phil
"You haven't mentioned that I'm the best looking" - Richard Thrust
"We all love you, Bear" - May Bee Cra Zee
"Thankfully, you can't have another bash at me" - Foo
"Why don't you ever focus on the little guy?" - Witchunter General
"It's the ruler for you again" - Magick
"We're the only ones that count" - Daveinator
* Wasitlines.
What Noobies did next
Earlier, we posed the question "what are Noobies up to?"
Before long, we began to get feedback.
"Same as before", said the feedback.
"What, fighting Witchunter General?" we asked.
"No, merging with Extortion, to all intents and purposes."
So the merge is off, long live the merge. Noobies aren't actually going to merge with Extortion as such, as that would apparently be far beneath their dignity. Instead, they're simply going to be Extortion's attack poodles, trying to harry anybody else's attempts at world wonders at the behest of Extortion. A worthy goal for a fighting alliance, acting as protection for a bunch of simmers. No wonder all is not quite well yet in SMYN...
It also appears this is the reason why Extortion are so worried about loose talk in these forums, as they consider it would be very damaging to their chances if this news got out at this point. Whoops.
It will be interesting to see how well this goes down with those who disliked the idea of a merge, and also what the thoughts of the server are.
This one will surely run and run...