DeletedUser
Guest
Wanted: Jarpenguin
Crime: Declaring war on Nightmares of Elysium
Reward: 9,000 Gold Cookies
Hiding Places: Antarctic Ocean, The Wiki, Off-Topic.
The player who is responsible for personally rimming him gains the above reward.
Disclaimer: This is in no way the view of NmE, I did this for teh lulz.